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If There's A Silence In A Room I'll Try To Fill It As Soon As Humanly Possible.

I Learned To Fall Down Early In Life - I Was Like Six - Because I Realized It Was A Way To Make Girls Laugh.

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.

When I Was Younger, I Used Humour As A Tool To Avoid Getting Too Serious With People - If There Was Deep Emotional Stuff Going On, Then I Would Crack A Joke To Defuse The Situation.

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.