I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All

It Is Necessary To Be Tolerant, In Order To Be Tolerated.

Stand-up Has The Best Writers, Because It's The Hardest Writing By A Million Miles.

The First Principle Of Solid Wisdom Is Discretion, Without It All The Erudition Of Life Is Merely Bagatelle.

Our Passions May Be Compared To Certain Slaves--the More Severity We Show Them, The Better They Obey Us.

Man, Them Engagement Rings, Boy, They Cost A Lot. I Was Looking At 'em. Cost Like A Thousand Bucks, Two Thousand Bucks, Y'know. Three Thousand Bucks. Something Like That- Four Thousand Bucks. Big Number Divisible By A Thousand, Anyways.