I Have A Critical Nature, In The

I Have A Critical Nature, In The Sense That When I Look At Something I Often Look For The Flaws.

What Do You Do With What You're Given, And How Do You Transform It Into Something Worthwhile?

I Had A Dream That Britney Spears Rubbed Her Breasts In My Face And Jennifer Lopez Gave Me Head While Salma Hayek Sucked My Toes And The Olsen Twins Videotaped Everything. I Would Have Kept Dreaming It, Too, If I Hadn't Set Off The Smoke Detector.

I Took Some Lessons As A Kid But Trained Myself By Ear. I Did It The Way Jazz Musicians Used To Learn Years Ago, Which Is To Play Records And Slow Them Down To Figure Out The Notes. At First I Tried To Imitate Red Garland, Who Was My Favorite Jazz Pianist.

People Are Usually Afraid To Say What's On Their Mind.