I Am Two Lesbians In A Man's

We Must Have Been Hunters And Gatherers But Some Of Us Were Just Waiters And Hopers.

Animals In The Wild Are Lean, And I Think We Should Be Too.

Spiders Frighten Me. In Response To The Spider Alerts For Australia, Please Can The Australian Government Remove All Spiders From Australia And Blow Them Into Outer Space.

Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).

Cable Cars Are Fun - Everyone Gets On Board And Becomes A Rhesus Monkey.