How Do We Know For Sure That

The Only Way The French Are Going In Is If We Tell Them We Found Truffles In Iraq.

Is Global Warming New? I Don't Know. When I Was Young I Remember The Sun Being Hot.

The Cowboy's Defense Has More Holes In It Than Ronny Milsapp And Jose Feliciano After A Game Of Lawn Darts.

I Rant, Therefore I Am

Bad Television Is Three Things: A Bullet Train To A Morally Bankrupt Youth, A Slow Spiral Into An Intellectual Void, And Of Course, A Complete Blast To Watch.