Golf - A Young Man's Vice And

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.

You Had To Hate The Colonel A Whole Lot To Keep From Loving Him.

Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

Of All American Cities Of Whatever Size The Most Friendly On Preliminary Inspection, And On Further Acquaintance The Most Likable. The Happiest-hearted, The Gayest, The Most Care-free City On This Continent.

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!