George W. Bush Even Stopped In Pennsylvania

In Louisiana, President Bush Met With Over 15,000 National Guard Troops. Here's The Weird Part, Nobody Remembers Seeing Him There.

John Kerry Announced His Plan For How To Handle Those Poor Naked Prisoners. His Wife Is Going To Buy Them All A $1,000 Armani Suit.

I Think That You're Always Going To Have Some People Who Are Negative Or View You In A Certain Way.

I Think Mankind Is Overly Sensitive, Very Needy, Greedy, And Flawed.

Today, John Kerry Announced A Fool-proof Plan To Wipe Out The $500b Deficit. John Kerry Has A Plan, He's Going To Put It On His Wife's Gold Card.