I Think Mankind Is Overly Sensitive, Very

Declassified Papers Report That John Kennedy Was Taking Eight Different Medications A Day. He Was So Wasted, His Secret Service Code Name Was Ted Kennedy.

President Bush Is Not Fazed By Other Candidates' War Records. He Said, I May Have Not Fought In Vietnam, But I Created One.

There Are 300,000 New Jobs And Bush Said He's Confused, 'can I Take Credit For Good News That I Didn't Even Make Up?'

Martha Stewart Was Convicted Of Four Counts Of Lying And Obstruction Of Justice And Could Serve Up To 20 Years In Congress.

Today, John Kerry Announced A Fool-proof Plan To Wipe Out The $500b Deficit. John Kerry Has A Plan, He's Going To Put It On His Wife's Gold Card.