Fools Carry Their Daggers In Their Open

Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog, But It Won't Buy The Wag Of His Tail.

Ill-nature Is A Sort Of Running Sore Of The Disposition.

I Have Never Known A Person To Live To Be One Hundred And Be Remarkable For Anything Else.