Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

It Is Easy To Assume A Habit; But When You Try To Cast It Off, It Will Take Skin And All.

We Are Ap Tu Hate Them, Who Wont Take Our Advice, And Despise Them Who Do.

Adversity Has The Same Effect On A Man That Severe Training Has On The Pugilist: It Reduces Him To His Fighting Weight.

Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.