Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog,

Prejudice Is A House-plant Which Is Very Apt To Wilt If You Take It Out-of-doors Among Folks.

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.

There's A Lot Of People In This World Who Spend So Much Time Watching Their Health That They Haven't The Time To Enjoy It.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.