Everything I Tell You Is True, But

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.