Daft As A Brush? I'm Daft, But

Scholesy Is One Of My Favourite Players Of All Time. He Was A Great Professional Who Had Everything And I Used To Love Playing With Him. You Could Give Him The Ball In Any Position, He Would Take One Touch And You Would Know Exactly What The Next Move Would Be. [ . . . ] He Was Magical, Pure Class.

Everywhere I Looked Life Seemed To Be Full Of Problems And They Were Just Going To Go On And On. It Was Never Going To Get Any Better.

If I Want To Be A Better Person For Whoever Is In My Life, I Have To Learn.

Daft As A Brush? I'm Daft, But I'm Not Daft As A Brush!

What Is The World Coming To When You Get A Red Card And Get Fined Two Weeks' Wages For Calling A Grown Man A Wanker?