Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

We Don't Have Anything Planned, So Nothing Can Go Wrong.