List of P. T. Barnum Quotes

How Were The Receipts Today In Madison Square Garden ?

Medicine Is The Means By Which We Poor Feeble Creatures Try To Keep From Dying Or Aching.

I Am Indebted To The Press Of The United States For Almost Every Dollar Which I Possess.

The Wonders Of The Ages Assembled For Your Edification, Education And Enjoyment - For A Price.

I Think It Is Conceded That I Generally Do Pretty Big Things As A Manager, Am Audacious In My Outlays And Risks, Give Much For Little Money, And Make My Shows Worthy The Support Of The Moral And Refined Classes.

I Never Liked To Work, I Mean Manual Work.

Politeness And Civility Are The Best Capital Ever Invested In Business.

Money-getters Are The Benefactors Of Our Race. To Them ... Are We Indebted For Our Institutions Of Learning, And Of Art, Our Academies, Colleges And Churches.

Politics And Government Are Certainly Among The Most Important Of Practical Human Interests.

True Economy Consists In Always Making The Income Exceed The Outgo.

The Orthodox Faith Painted God As A Revengeful Being, And Yet People Talk About Loving Such A Being.

A Penny Here, And A Dollar There, Placed At Interest, Goes On Accumulating, And In This Way The Desired Result Is Attained.