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The Good Thing About A Jail Show Is Nobody Gets Up And Walks Out.

I Don't Think It's Unfair To Have Writers. I Think If You're Going To Do A Roast On Television, As If You Were Doing A Play Or You Were Reading A Script Of A Movie, You Would Have The Best Possible Material. And Those Are The People Who Score, The People Who Are Willing To Listen To The Roasting Experts And Then Come Out There And Own That Material.

My Best Friend Is Disabled. There's Nothing He Hates More Than Being Left Out Of The Jokes, To Be Treated With Kid Gloves. That's The Insult.

You Know, Sometimes I Worry, You Know, Is Comedy And My Type Of Comedy Going To Get Stale? Is It Going To Be So Offensive That It Becomes Uninteresting Or So Niche That I Don't Have An Audience Anymore? But It Keeps Getting Bigger And Bigger And Bigger, Where Roasting Now Is A Movement. These Roasts Are On In India, In Mexico.

I Usually Have Sex To My Stand-up Comedy Album. Power Move.