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You Don't Give Something Away Because It's Fat. You Take It And You Look At It.

The Only Thing Worse Than Dating A Single Mom Is Dating A Single Mom That Won't Put Out.

Women Don't Have To Be Jealous Of Other Women.

Vomit And Feces Are Two Reason I Have Decided Not To Procreate.

I Can't Be Skinny All The Time. I Like To Drink And I Like To Eat. I Like Burgers And Bagels.