Beer Drinking Doesn't Do Half The Harm

Beer Drinking Doesn't Do Half The Harm Of Lovemaking.

We Are Often Jealous Of Our Little Secrets, Though To Another Ear They Generally Convey Neither Profit Nor Entertainment.

No Mean Woman Can Cook Well. It Calls For A Generous Spirit, A Light Hand, And A Large Heart.

As For The Largest-hearted Of Us, What Is The Word We Write Most Often In Our Cheque-books? "self.

Who Said It First? We Don't Know, But Very Often We Find The Same Ideas Attributed To Two Different People. All We Can Do Is Give You Both. . . . The Universe Is Full Of Magical Things Patiently Waiting For Our Wits To Grow Sharper.