Ah, Love. A Dreadful Bond! And Yet,

Trash? The Only Trash I See Here Are Two Little Boys Lost At Sea And A Pathetic Excuse For A Seaworthy Vessel!

Ah, Love. A Dreadful Bond! And Yet, So Easily Severed.

I Would Say That Fifty Percent Of My Show Is Killer Comedy.

I'd Like A Glass Of Cold Gravy With A Hair In It, Please.

I Like Tall Girls Because I Like Someone To Look Up To.