After A While, If You're Committed, You

I Was What They Call 'skinny Fat' - A Body That Resembled A Python After Swallowing A Goat.

I've Started To Look At Life Differently. When You're Thanking God For Every Little You - Every Meal, Every Time You Wake Up, Every Time You Take A Sip Of Water - You Can't Help But Be More Thankful For Life Itself, For The Unlikely And Miraculous Fact That You Exist At All.

Behavior Shapes Emotions.

I Am Officially Jewish, But I’m Jewish In The Same Way The Olive Garden Is An Italian Restaurant.

I Prefer The Earlier Birth Control Techniques, Which Ranged From The Delicious (using Honey As A Spermicide) To The Aerobic (jumping Backward Seven Times After Coitus).