After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

There's Many Times This Year I've Sat Back And Thought, I'm Making A Living From Making Things Up. It's The Only Skill I Have So I've Been Really Lucky.

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Crap!

As A Kid I Watched Television 24 Hours A Day And Loved Every Minute Of It. The Two Shows That Always Make Me Laugh And Are Therefore My Favorites Are The Dick Van Dyke Show And Fawlty Towers.

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.