A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The Present Day Is The Premature Formation Of Opinion.