List of Tom Arnold Quotes

To The Extent That Movies Get Released, They Are Generally Not Big Box-office Generators. Hollywood Is Clearly Focusing On Their Holiday Releases Coming Up And Those Will Either Make Or Break The Year.

If You Want To Make A Substantial Reduction In Your Carbon Footprint, Doing It On Your Own Is Virtually Impossible, Especially If You're Driving A Car. Here Are Tools Available In The Marketplace, Enabling Our Customers To Have This Conversation.

There Are People Who Believe Once Somebody Gets You A Job In Show Business You Are Set And The Truth Is You Have To Fight For Every Job. People Opened The Doors For Me For Sure And Hopefully I've Helped Open The Door For Some People But When You're There It's On You And You Better Be Ready For It.

When You Work With Your Wife You Really Have No "me" Time, Or Place To Get Away And Be With The Guys, Because You're At Work All Day Together, And Then You're At Home, And You Have This Other Public Life.

The Misconception About Hollywood Is That It's A Crazy Drug And Alcohol Fueled Place. It Can Be But There's Also A Huge Sober Community.

If You're Spending A Lot Of Time In The Writers' Room And Then You're Also Acting, You Have Your Foot In Both Of Those Doors. I'd Always Say To The Writers, "you Can Say Whatever You Want About Your Boss In Front Of Me. I'm Not Going To Think About It As My Girlfriend." You've Got To Be Able To Trash Your Boss, In Any Job.

It's Pretty Lonely And Sad To Be Single. Every Night Was The Same For Me, I'd Go Home And Curl Up In Bed With My Favorite Book. Well, Actually It Was A Magazine.

I Didn't Quit Football Because I Failed A Drug Test, I Failed A Test Because I Was Ready To Quite Football.

The Nature Of Show Business Is People Within The Business Feel That If Someone Else Fails, They Move Up A Notch.

Hey, Warren, The Raiders Signed You To A Seven-year Deal. I Guess Bill Callahan Was Right - They Are The Dumbest Team In America.

If One Might Wish For Impossibilities, I Might Then Wish That My Children Might Be Well Versed In Physical Science, But In Due Subordination To The Fulness And Freshness Of Their Knowledge On Moral Subjects. ... Rather Than Have It The Principal Thing In My Son's Mind, I Would Gladly Have Him Think That The Sun Went Round The Earth, And That The Stars Were So Many Spangles Set In The Bright Blue Firmament.

Kids; 10 Seconds Of Joy, 30 Years Of Misery