List of Robert Asprin Quotes

Invariably It Turns Out To Be Who You've Been Reading In The Last Couple Of Weeks, And Two Hours Or Two Days [on Favourite Authors

Just A Little Off The Top!"- A. Boleyn

To Serve And Protect..."- Traditional Motto Of Protection Rackets

Between You And Me, I Think That May Be One Of The Things That Will Help With The Collaboration, Because There Are Things Eric Thinks I'm Moving Too Quickly On, And There Are Things I Think He's Dragging Out. When It Gets To The Editor They Can Arbitrate.

Writing Thats Not Working For A Living.

I've Had A Five- Or Six-year Down-spell As A Writer, And Now That Most Of The Other Contracts Are Cleared Or Down To The Last Book, I Have A Chance To Do What I Want To Do - Specifically, Something Set In New Orleans.

New Orleans Life Is Such A Night Life. The Thing That Comes Up Very Often Is That Our Day Essentially Doesn't Start Until Midnight Or 2 In The Morning.

Blessed Are The Peacemakers, For They Shall Take Flack From Both Sides."- Unofficial Un Motto

Ever Since I First Visited New Orleans Back In '89, I've Been Intrigued By The French Quarter. I Always Wanted To Set Something In The Quarter, Whether It Was Historic Or Contemporary. Unfortunately, I Was Always Tied Up With Previous Commitments - Earlier Multiple Contracts - And Could Not Get A Crack At It.

Don't Pick Up Hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

In Times Of Crisis, It Is Of The Utmost Importance That One Does Not Lose Her Head. Marie Antoinette

C'mon Kid. Think A Minute, Even If It Hurts.