List of Moe Howard Quotes

I Used To Stand Outside The Theater Knowing The Truant Officer Was Looking For Me. I Would Stand There 'til Someone Came Along And Then Ask Them To Buy My Ticket.

Only Fools Are Positive.

If There's Anything I Like Better Than Honey And Ketchup, It's Baloney And Whipped Cream --- And We Haven't Got Any!

Shut Up And Say Something.

I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your Adam's Apple.

Our Genius Ain't Appreciated Around Here... Let's Scram!

Every Time You Think, You Weaken The Nation.

Keep Laughing. As Long As You’re Laughing You Still Have Hope.