I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your

Every Time You Think, You Weaken The Nation.

I Used To Stand Outside The Theater Knowing The Truant Officer Was Looking For Me. I Would Stand There 'til Someone Came Along And Then Ask Them To Buy My Ticket.

Keep Laughing. As Long As You’re Laughing You Still Have Hope.

Shut Up And Say Something.

I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your Adam's Apple.