List of Diablo Cody Quotes

Vodka Redbull: Upper Meets Downer In An Effervescent Hybrid Of Bubble Gum And Junkie Piss

Hollywood Is A Perpetual Summerland, A Temperate, Godless Yaw Where The Very Word 'season' Has Been Co-opted By Television Executives. There Are Few Harbingers Of Winter Here.

I Actually Have Two Children Now, And Sometimes I Wonder If That's It. Because They Do Make Writing And Directing More Complicated And More Difficult, Especially Now That They're Very Young.

Bren Macguff: Well, Honey, Doctors Are Sadists Who Like To Play God And Watch Lesser People Scream.

Shoulda Gone To China. They Give Away Babies Like Free Ipods. They Put Them In Guns And Shoot Them Out At Sporting Events.

Juno Macguff: Wise Move. I Know This Girl Who Had A Huge Crazy Freakout Because She Took Too Many Behavioral Meds At Once. She Took Off All Her Clothes And Jumped Into The Fountain At Ridgedale Mall And She Was Like, "blaaaaah! I'm A Kraken From The Sea!" Su-chin: That Was You.

I Do Not Quote My Own Movies. I Think I Would Be Pretty Insufferable If I Did.

Los Angeles Is Often Described As The Nadir Of Vapidity, A Smog-choked Space Cradle.

The Public's Appetite For Frothy, Flippant Blondes Has Waned, But Paris Hilton Still Fascinates Me.

Nah... I Mean, I'm Already Pregnant, So What Other Kind Of Shenanigans Could I Get Into?

Thanks A Heap Coyote Ugly. This Cactus-gram Stings Worse Than Your Abandonment.

Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!