List of Billy Crystal Quotes

I Have 40-something Intros [that Davis Jr. Did]; All Are Different, None Of Them Happened. And It Was Hilarious.

Dad Had A Music Store, And He'd Often Bring Home Comedy Albums That I Would Listen To. I Started Listening To Bob Newhart And Bill Cosby, And Developing Taste. They Really Influenced My Style Of Comedy.

I Was A Film-directing Major At Nyu. I'm Still Not Sure Why I Became A Directing Major, When I Was Really An Actor And A Comedian, But There Was Something That Drew Me To Doing That.

[my Mother] Is The Greatest Hero I'll Ever Know Because She Kept Us All Together, She Made Sure We All Graduated College. She Always Believed In Us No Matter What We Do. My Older Brother Joel Became An Art Teacher; My Brother Rip Ultimately Became A Television Producer And Singer And Actor Himself.

I Never Stopped Believing In Us And I Never Felt Like I Was Wanting For Anything, Except For My Father, And That Was Not Going To Be. I Describe In The Book [that] I Don't Think I Ever Felt Young Again In That Way. I Never Felt I Had My 15, 16, 17 Kind Of Years The Way I Maybe Should Have. It's A Huge Dent In You That It's Hard To Knock Out And Make It All Smooth Again.

I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

Despite What The Wall Street Journal Says, Our Awards Are The Best-kept Secret In America, With The Possible Exception Of What George W. Bush Did In The '70s.

I Used To Limp Around My Neighborhood Imitating Him. I Did My Bar Mitzvah With An Oklahoma Drawl.

The Passion Of The Christ Opened Up On Ash Wednesday, Had A Good Friday.

I Was Introducing [director And Producer] Hal Roach - Mr. Roach Was 100 Years Old, He Was One Of The Fathers Of Early Days In Films, He Put Laurel With Hardy, He Created The Our Gang Kids, And All These Silent Movies He Did - He Was A Giant.

Even When I Was In School Shows, In Elementary School Doing Plays, I'd Always Go Off Book And Start Improvising.

When We Had The Girls, My Daughter Jenny Gave Us Like A Bible From My Daughter Of, "don't Feed Them This; Don't Feed Them That, If She Says This, Don't Say That," It Was Crazy!