List Of Ugh Quotes

The Ability To Detach Yourself From Your Thoughts Is Your Ticket To Freedom.

Learn To Control Your Thoughts Or Your Thoughts Will Control You.

Learn To Control Your Thoughts Or Your Thoughts Will Control You.

Cleanliness Becomes More Important When Godliness Is Unlikely.

After All, What Is Your Host's Purpose In Having A Party? Surely Not For You To Enjoy Yourself; If That Were Their Sole Purpose, They'd Have Simply Sent Champagne And Women Over To Your Place By Taxi.

Violence Is Interesting. This Is A Great Obstacle To World Peace And Also To More Thoughtful Television Programming.

Politics Is The Art Of Achieving Prestige And Power Without Merit.

My Whole Life, I Had Been Taught To Read And Study, To Seek Understanding In Knowledge Of History, Of Cultures.

Humor Is Perhaps A Sense Of Intellectual Perspective: An Awareness That Some Things Are Really Important, Others Not; And That The Two Kinds Are Most Oddly Jumbled In Everyday Affairs.

When I'm Really, Really Angry, If I'm Privileged Enough To Be Next To Someone Who Can Hold My Anger, I'll Definitely Take Them Up On Holding The Bucket.

I Want To Walk Through Life Instead Of Being Dragged Through It.

The Funeral Is A Quiet One, Despite The Number Of Mourners Present. There Are No Sobs Or Flailing Handkerchiefs. There Is A Smattering Of Color Amongst The Sea Of Traditional Black. Even The Light Rain Cannot Push It Down Into The Realms Of Despair. It Rests Instead In A Space Of Thoughtful Melancholy.