List Of Santa Quotes

The Santa Claus Principle Liquidates Itself.

Santa Barbara Is My Hood. I Mean, It's Not Much Of A Hood, But It Is Definitely Like My Hood. I Claim Santa Barbara Like I Claim My Family. I'm Going To Be Married And Buried There.

I'm Santa Claus To These Hoes Without A Reindeer.

I Keep Three Hoes, But Don't'call Me Santa

I Keep 3 Hos But Don't Call Me Santa And I'm And I'm Flyer Than Reindeers In Winter

I Got To Play Santa, Too. It's Really Important To Play Santa, You Know.

I Wasn't Santa In Santa Jr., But I Was Santa In Cancel Christmas.

Santa Jr. I Was A Cop. Yes, I Was Officially Santa. But A Younger Santa. He Goes Young, Clean-shaven, To How We Imagine Santa With All The White Hair And Beard And "ho Ho Ho." Kind Of Funny.

Santa Barbara People Are Conservative-not Like In L.a., Where Everybody Wears Rhinestones On Their Glasses To Show That They Own An Airplane Factory.

When I Go Home To Santa Cruz, I'm The Same Girl As When I Grew Up.

I'm From Santa Cruz In Northern California, And The 49ers Were My Dad And I's Bonding Time.

I'm The Only One Who Still Believes In Santa Claus!