List Of Potato Chips Quotes

I Try To Avoid Barbecue Potato Chips. They're My Weakness.

Rather Than Munching On A Bag Of Potato Chips, Stick To Fresh Fruit And Veggies.

The Worst Thing About Television Is That Everybody You See On Television Is Doing Something Better Than What You're Doing. You Never See Anybody On Tv Just Sliding Off The Front Of The Sofa, With Potato Chip Crumbs All Over Their Shirt.

Murder Is Like Potato Chips: You Can't Stop With Just One.

I Despise Formal Restaurants. I Find All Of That Formality To Be Very Base And Vile. I Would Much Rather Eat Potato Chips On The Sidewalk.

A Vampire Victim. I'd Never Seen A Lone Kill. They Were Like Potato Chips; Once A Vamp Tasted Them, He Couldn't Stop At Just One.

Going To A Movie So You Won't Be Offended Is Like Eating Potato Chips Made With Olestra; You Avoid The Dangers Of The Real Thing, But Your Insides Fill Up With Synthetic Runny Stuff.

Reading One Book Is Like Eating One Potato Chip.

If You're Poor, Potato Chips Are The Food Of Life For You. It's The Caviar.