List Of Giraffe Quotes

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

I Was Once Kissed On The Lips By A Giraffe, And I Don't Think I've Ever Got Over It.

A Man Is Born An Artist As A Hippopotamus Is Born A Hippopotamus; And You Can No More Make Yourself One Than You Can Make Yourself A Giraffe.

You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe Needs Strep Throat.

I'd Hate To Be A Giraffe With A Sore Throat.

However Much You Know Giraffes, To See One In The Wild For The First Time Feels Prehistoric.