List Of Asparagus Quotes

It's Major Ketchup In The Bathroom With The Laser Scalpel." "hmm." He Sliced A Delicately Herbed Spear Of Asparagus. "obviously We Were Meant For Each Other As I Can Interpret That As You Meaning Something More Like Colonel Mustard In The Conservatory With The Candlestick.

Yeah, Well, Asparagus Is Good For Me, But It Still Makes Me Want To Throw Up.

Let There Be Seasons So That Our Tongues Will Be Rich In Asparagus And Limes.

Marriage? It's Like Asparagus Eaten With Vinaigrette Or Hollandaise, A Matter Of Taste But Of No Importance.

(on Asparagus) Europeans Of The Renaissance Swore By It As An Aphrodisiac, And The Church Banned It From Nunneries.

With Passion, If You See The First Asparagus Of The Springtime And You Become Passionate About It, So Much The Better, But Three Weeks Later, When You’ve Seen That Asparagus Every Day Now, Passions Have Subsided. What’s Going To Make You Treat The Asparagus The Same? It’s The Desire.

Are You Casting Asparagus On My Cooking?

Good Luck With Your Asparagus.

My Rebelliousness Went So Deep That, Faced With A Can Of Asparagus That Instructed Me To Open At This End, I Always, Stubbornly, Opened It At The Other.

... If We Have A Dollar To Spend On Some Wild Excess, We Shall Spend It On A Book, Not On Asparagus Out Of Season.

I Was Doing Stand-up At A Restaurant And There Was A Chalkboard On The Street Out Front. It Said, Soup Of The Day: Cream Of Asparagus. Ellen Degeneres.

The German Asparagus Are Fabulous.