You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

I've Seen Every Highway In The United States, And They All Look Alike To Me.

You Get Used To Sadness, Growing Up In The Mountains, I Guess.

Daddy Was Real Gentle With Kids. That's Why I Expected So Much Out Of Marriage, Figuring That All Men Should Be Steady And Pleasant.

I Get Along With All The Women Singers, But Especially Dolly Parton. We Talk The Same Hillbilly Language.

When Something Is Bothering Me, I Write A Song That Tells My Feelings.