You're A Magnet For Mess. I've Never

About That Proposal, Cupcake..." Morelli

As Long As He Has A House With Two Bathrooms. I Swear To God, I Don't Care If He's Jack The Ripper.

I Took All Of My Rejection Letters - There Must Have Been Thousands Of Them In A Huge Box - And I Went Out On The Curb And Burned Them All, Crying.

When People Ask What You Do, Tell Them You're A Writer. Put Yourself On The Line. Make A Commitment.

My Spanish Is Limited To Burrito And Taco.