You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.