Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'