Yes, I Backed The Hula Hoop. And

A Preacher Was Operated On For A Hernia. As This Was About The Time Of The First World War He Was Given Ether. As He Was Coming Out Of The Anesthetic A Fire Broke Out In The Building Next Door. As The Flames Began To Show Through The Hospital Windows The Nurse Pulled The Shades Down. She Didn't Want The Preacher To Think His Operation Had Been A Failure.

Kids Do Say The Darndest Things

I Eat A Lowfat Diet, Think Positively, Get Exercise Every Day.

The Four Stages Of Man Are Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence, And Obsolescence.

I Like What I'm Doing. Today At 88, I Wouldn't Think Of Quitting Because I Can't Think Of Anything Else I Would Rather Do. And Now With My Lectures On All The Charitable Things That I Do, Just As You Do, I Think That What I'm Doing Matters