Work Is Work If You're Paid To

That Is, No Matther Whether Th' Constitution Follows Th' Flag Or Not, Th' Supreme Coort Follows Th' Iliction Returns.

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's Throubles.

Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.