Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who

When A New Yorker Looks Like He Has A Suntan, It's Probably Rust.

The Man Who Says He Is Willing To Meet You Halfway Is Usually A Poor Judge Of Distance.

Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

Against Logic There Is No Armor Like Ignorance.

Cleaning Anything Involves Making Something Else Dirty, But Anything Can Get Dirty Without Something Else Getting Clean.