Without Doubt, Keep A Diary. From The

Always Be Nice To Everyone In The Firm On The Way Up. You Never Know Who You May Meet On The Way Down.

Without Doubt, Keep A Diary. From The Day You're Born, Keep A Diary, Because We All Forget Things So Quickly.

I Live At Home And, If I Want To Start Work At 11 O'clock, I Can.

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.