Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

Yeah, I'm Running For The White House Again. Well, It's Not A Run, Really; It's Sort Of A Brisk Walk.