I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.