When You See Grown Men Near To

The Atheists Traditionally Hold Their Conventions From Good Friday To Easter Sunday During The Hours Christ Spent In The Grave.

Friendship Is So Weird. You Just Pick A Human You've Met And You're Like, 'yep, I Like This One,' And You Just Do Stuff With Them.

You Know...they Say An Elephant Never Forgets. What They Don't Tell You Is, You Never Forget An Elephant.

Most People, When They Talk Fast, They Get Flat.

I Met A Woman Who Photographed Celebrity Dogs For A Book, And She Told Me That Ralph Lauren's Dog Is Named Rugby. I Said, Yeah, But His Real Name Is Stickball.