When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On,

All Assassins Had A Full-length Mirror In Their Rooms, Because It Would Be A Terrible Insult To Anyone To Kill Them When You Were Badly Dressed.

You Know I've Never Agreed With Baths. Sittin' Around In Your Own Dirt Like That.

If There Were Such A Thing As An Inter-city Thieving Contest, Ankh-morpork Would Bring Home The Trophy And Probably Everyone’s Wallets.

A Marriage Is Always Made Up Of Two People Who Are Prepared To Swear That Only The Other One Snores.

Build A Man A Fire, And He'll Be Warm For A Day. Set A Man On Fire, And He'll Be Warm For The Rest Of His Life.