When Men Are Employed They Are Best

The Only Certain Things In Life Are Death And Taxes!

Whenever We Attempt To Mend The Scheme Of Providence And To Interfere In The Government Of The World, We Had Need Be Very Circumspect Lest We Do More Harm Than Good.

I Saw Few Die Of Hunger; Of Eating, A Hundred Thousand.

'tis More Noble To Forgive, And More Manly To Despise, Than To Revenge An Injury.

Squeamish Stomachs Cannot Eat Without Pickles.