The Only Certain Things In Life Are

Nature Performs The Cure, The Physician Takes The Fee.

Three Things Are Men Most Likely To Be Cheated In, A Horse, A Wig, And A Wife.

Happiness Consists More In Small Conveniences Or Pleasures That Occur Every Day, Than In Great Pieces Of Good Fortune That Happen But Seldom To A Man In The Course Of His Life.

Eyes And Priests Bear No Jests.

In A Discreet Man's Mouth, A Public Thing Is Private.