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In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

I Bought My Son A Bat For Christmas. On New Year's It Flew Away.

Every Year My Boss Used To Give Me A Bottle Of Expensive Brandy Because I'd Told Him That My Doctor Suggested A Drink Once In A While. This Year My Boss Gave Me The Name Of A New Doctor.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.