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Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

Many An Optimist Has Become Rich Simply By Buying Out A Pessimist.

The Best Intelligence Test Is What We Do With Our Leisure.

Nobody Can Be Perfect Unless He Admits His Faults, But If He Has Faults How Can He Be Perfect?

When A New Yorker Looks Like He Has A Suntan, It's Probably Rust.