When I'm Married I Want To Be

I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of Pain.

Ah, Beware Of Snobbery; It Is The Unwelcome Recognition Of One's Own Past Failings.

There's No Point In Being Unhappy About Growing Older. Just Think Of The Millions Who Have Been Denied The Privilege.

You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

We Should All Just Smell Well And Enjoy Ourselves More.